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A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking,

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom

A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest,

Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The

Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school

A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds.

Saddam Hussein and George Bush are seated next

President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out

A Drunken Night A guy wakes up in a drunken stupor,

A salesman''s car breaks down in the pouring rain

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon

This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices

A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They

One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides

Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections

Every morning a man drives to the dock, and every

Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up? A:

One day a man goes into a hotel and asks for a

Three guys walk into a motel and find out there

Once upon a time there were two men. One of them

A man wakes up to find his dog, dead, lying next

This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if

A woman calls a clinic and says she hasn't been

A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. ''Honey,

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married,

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping

Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are taking a post-workout

A travelling salesman is out in the country selling

A blonde co-ed is looking at a bulletin board and

You wake up face down on the pavement. You

Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the

A little boy is walking along on a nude beach.

A man that lives on a farm wakes up and goes outside

A security man has a dream that the plane his boss

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night

A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and

A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around

A man and a woman who have never met before find

Bill and Hillary are fast asleep in the First Bedroom,

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them

Genuine extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords: I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle

Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden,

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't

A little town in southern Illinois had a sensational birth rate, and scientists decided to visit the

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem

Who said men don't remember anniversaries? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't

A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery on her privates so her husband can enjoy the snugness

President Clinton wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure

A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep

A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.

Lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to elephant and asks "Have you

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham and bacon. After several weeks, he notices

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans

A man and wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided that it was time to stop her husband