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This guy and this girl have been married for about 25 years and there sex just wasent happening anymore.

Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises coming from his parents' bedroom. He got

Most people hate to parallel park. The other day, I saw this woman trying to get out of a tight parking

In San Francisco, a man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into a local branch and wrote,

The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man

A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when

One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why is some

This one is long but well worth reading!In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his

Robinson was notorious for finding the little loopholes that won him acquittals even in the most difficult

There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know about her occupation.One day, the

A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer."Certainly, sir, that'll

Three guys died and went to heaven. St Paul was there looking down at the three of them, one is a reknowned

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's

St. Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. After several minutes,

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast

A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's.He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young

One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs,he felt

An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.The

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someoneandwritten the word 'penis' in

A husband and wife came for counseling after 20

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting

A man walked in to his local butcher to find his

One day a man walked in on his son masturbating.

Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the

Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a

Two blondes walked in to a bar...Thought they'd

Yo house is so dirty, when I walked outside I had

A man dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

One day, a policeman walked by and saw a drunk

You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you

A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees a life-like

It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the wash out

A man went on vacation to Texas. He went into a

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender,

Three men had been stuck on an island for ten years. Just

There was a man who loved baked beans, but they

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they

A sailor walked into a bar with a small head. The

There was this redneck that walked into a bar and

Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon.

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat

A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when

One day there was a blind man walking down the

One day, an old lady went to the store to get some

A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich

One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but

"Oh my god! A brunette walked into a doctor's office

A Syrian guy walked into a cafe. He sees a Lebanese

A army doctor walked into a room to check on his

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One

A guy about to tee off was approached by a man

A man from Atlanta moved to New York. As he wandered

POST GAME DISCUSSION Two Rams fans were standing

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist

A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous.

A man walked into an ice cream shop... Man: I'd

While walking home from work one day, Frank saw

A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give

There was an old professor who started every class

The preacher stood before the congregation. ''Brothers

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and

One day, a little boy was peeing in a public restroom

A son walks into the living room and asks his dad

Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.

Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman

One day three men were walking along and came upon

One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,

Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white

A man is away on business, at a convention for

A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being

The Pope walked into a car dealership one day to

Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the

These three married couples died and when they

A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some

Never say anything about a man until you have walked

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were

John, who was in financial difficulty, walked into

An alien walked into a bar and sat down next to

A man walked into a curio store and was shopping

A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a

Your mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for

A lady walked into a bar and there were no seats

A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates,

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They

Yo mama's so fat, she walked in the donut shop

A man was driving along a dusty road, when he ran

The ringmaster of a traveling circus was looking

One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom

A man went to England on a trip and met a woman

One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach

There was a man with a restaurant near a construction

An old woman walked into a bank and asked for the

A little boy was in his room playing with himself,

Being a huge Elvis fan, a pretty, young woman strolled

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie

Billy was 14 and just started jerking off. He loved

After World War II, an American soldier was going

One day, a man walked into an appliance store. "Do

A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when

On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself

This Story is true!!! For all of you who occasionally

There was a soldier that enlisted in the army to

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed

Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the

Three guys were in a bar and they heard a woman

One night a man walked into a bar with a brown

One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman

Jesus and Moses went golfing. Jesus was about

Three vampires walked into a bar. The first one

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate

A guy walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on

A guy walked into a bar... OUCH!

There was this bartender & he was working at the

A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked

A married couple was walking down the street when

Your mama is so fat, she walked into a Jenny Craig

A very thirsty guy realizes that he's just walked

Once upon a time there were these two bums walking

One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive

After working out in the gym, Bill, a gay man was

It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru

There was a old man sitting on a bench outside

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in

A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange

One day in a small redneck town in the middle of

Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor

Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking

Three nuns used to go to the church from their

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but

A man with two left feet walked into a shoe store

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps

One day, three boys were talking about what they

The teacher was checking her student roster on

* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's

Yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of the pet store

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered

Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant,

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path

This priest was driving to his church when he saw

A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after

There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts

What did the termite say when he walked into the

Helga was hang the wash out to dry, and then went

One day the farmer walked out to his field to feed

A leprechaun and his friend walked into a bar one

A man walked into the doctor's office and said,

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

There were three blondes living together. Blonde

There were three strings that walked into the bar.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she walked into

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden

A woman at a party walked up to a man and told

A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take

A young man joined the Army and signed up with

A man walked into work on Monday with two black

There once was this deacon and this preacher, and

A Jewish guy's mother gave him two sweaters for

A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet

A Russian couple were walking down a street in

Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when

A football player walked into a motel on a rainy

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye

One time at a local golf course three shitty players

A man and his monkey walk into a bar. The man walks

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one

A farmer walked into a bar with a horse. He said,

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers

Bob is a regular guy out at a local bar One night

There was a man once that was always talking about

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked down

One time, back in the day, a boy named Johnny was

Yo' Mama is so fat, that when she walked into the

This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He

One day, a mother was taking a bath when her 5

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked

One day little Bill was playing in the sand out

Two men named Cecil and Scott live together. One

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to

A man and a woman met in an elevator. ''Where are

Your mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What

A man was walking through a wealthy neighborhood

    White House staffers were perplexed

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block

One day a group of eminent scientists got together

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first

JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill

      AT&T fired President John

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but

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One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful,

"No, really, I'm OK to drive."    

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the

Two Texans were having the blue plate special at

A man staggers into an emergency room with two

    A trucker who had driven his

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A little old lady was sitting on her front porch

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is

    William and Mildred were married

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house.

One day when the teacher walked to the black board,

    One day a hunter was walking

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached

An Ohio State University mortician student walked

    One morning, while she was making

Bobby Knight, after living a full life, died. When

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one

There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween

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During WW II an American soldier had been on the

    The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's,

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Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist

The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly

In California Unleaded gas went to $4.00 a gallon last Thursday. Sister Mary Ann, who worked for

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

It was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main

A man was walking into the hospital for a routine examination the other day. Just as he reached the

Michael was feeling ill at work, and left after lunch to go home. He walked into the house and found

A nun was in a hurry on her way to her job at the local Catholic Charity Hospital when her car suddenly

A redneck farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Heya,

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They

A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his

On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the floor of the Alamo up to

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to

A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was,

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream,

A young boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father if they could discuss his

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas,

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly, she spotted the most beautiful car

Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and

A young man got a license to trap furs for the winter in Alaska. After buying supplies in a local town

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, walking

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor getting their hair done, when in walked a young chick with

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early

The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego,

A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Arkansas near a blacktop highway. A

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very

A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.He found a saleslady, and told

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and

One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class "What part of your body do you think

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, a blonde, a brunette and

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the

Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke

There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar

"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. "It was

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that

A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Scotsman were out at the beach. Suddenly they spied a beautiful mermaid

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally

A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in England. She raised her right arm

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes,

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks...Rufus and Clarence. They lived

The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex. "It

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require

A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only

Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place

The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question,

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,

A woman desperately looking for work went into a factory. The personnel manager looked over her resume

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was

Today is my daughters 18th birthday......I'm so glad that this I my last....damn child support payment.

Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner.

The chief of staff of the US Army decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day,

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and

Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went

On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind

An old man walked into the confessional at the cathedral and said to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter

A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, a cop pulled

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The

A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a

A nurse of an old folks home walked into the room of Mr. Jones and noticed he was crying at the foot

A DOCTOR at an asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five

A reporter was doing a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted

The story is told of a Mexican bandit who robbed a Texas bank of $250,000 and escaped across the river. A

A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training,

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into

A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered,

A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Gee, honey, your butt is

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As

There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators,

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the

A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He walked, pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt

Two deputies in the Sheriff's Office, one who had been in town for ten years and the other who had

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes

A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On

A young lady whom thought she was overweight went to see a dietician. She walked into his office and

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned

Two men were working on top of a building. Unfortunately, they were not allowed any breaks by their

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The

The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session. The mother superior walked out in

A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much

A guy walked into a bar in Alabama and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of

A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop somewhere in Washington DC. Picking through the objects

A football coach of an all Redneck team walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???"

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day,

Hank was amazed at the length of the funeral procession going down Main Street. Watching awhile he

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,

A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers

Three guys died and when St. Peter met them at the pearly gates, he said, "I know that you guys are

A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed, "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes