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This guy and this girl have been married for about 25 years and there sex just wasent happening anymore.

A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when

Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians

Tarzan was walking through the jungle one day and got into a fight with a lion.The lion rips off one

3 Men are walking through the jungle when they are captured by native tribesman. The tribesman take the

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a

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There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel,

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom

James was starting he's first day of job as a policeman. So as he was patrolling. He saw there's one

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

A little girl and her dog are walking through the

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came

A blond died her hair brown because she was tired

Two atoms are walking down the road and one exclaims,

A women without arms or legs is sitting on a beach

Stan and John are walking to school one day and

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious

The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case

A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes

Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns

A man was walking through the forest, when he suddenly

A boy and his mom were walking in the mall and

A Canadian, an American and a China man are stranded

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking

A man at a retirement home was walking around with

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the

A doctor is walking down the street and sees a

An Amish woman and her son are walking through

Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a

George Bush, Saddam Hussein and General Cosgrove

Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when

There were two bums walkin down a road. They both

Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get

One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking

One day there was a blind man walking down the

There was this man walking on the beach and he

Two condoms are walking down a street in San Francisco

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

Senior citizens are riddled with AIDS! ...hearing

A snail is walking down the road, when all of a

Robbie Williams and Elton John are walking down

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle

1. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no

I saw your dad walking down the street the other

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when

3 men die and go to heaven. One's a marine, one's

A young man was walking through a supermarket to

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

How's Your Melon Smellin'? Two women were walking

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking

One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling

George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven,

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and

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Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school.

While walking home from work one day, Frank saw

There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.”

A man was walking down the beach when he found

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking

A nun was walking down the corridor when suddenly

Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street

One day three men were walking along and came upon

'Once there was husband and wife who had just bought

Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk,

One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign

Two teenagers were walking through a park when

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street

A little boy and his father are walking down the

One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops a

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One

A man was walking down the street and on the

One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and

Two gay guys are walking past a funeral home and

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by

I was walking home when I noticed a couple of robins

An elephant was walking through the jungle one

A man walked into a curio store and was shopping

One night a Scottish couple took a walk through

Two gay men are walking down the street trying

A blonde and her father are walking down a street

A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding

One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down

Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest

Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a

A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar,

Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red

A couple has been married for 50 years. One day

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

Three drifters are roaming the countryside for

The ringmaster of a traveling circus was looking

It is a normal drill day at the Marine base in

One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he

An older single woman was shopping at the grocery

A policeman is walking down the road when he sees

There was a man with a restaurant near a construction

Three tampons are walking down the street, a small

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation.

A brunette is walking through the country, when

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge

One day two boys were walking through the woods

What is better than winning gold at the Para-Olympics?

There was once a boy whose father gave him a duck,

One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane

A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep

A reverend was walking in a big city park, when

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a

Two pretzels were walking down the street........one

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street

Three men were walking down a street and found

A blonde was walking down the street with shower

Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons.

There was a guy in the middle of the desert and

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking

A married couple was walking down the street when

A man was walking down the street and saw an

Once upon a time there were these two bums walking

What did the dad say when his son said, ''Dad I'm

One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a

A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit

A man walking along the beach finds a magic lamp

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin'

Two aliens land on the earth, near L.A. They get

One day Ed, known for always being broke and shabby,

Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through

A man walks into a grocery store and asks for some

A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets

One day a man is walking along the beach and sees

A man and his girlfriend go out to a bar for

The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven

Three nuns used to go to the church from their

A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across

There was a man who had a 25 inch penis, so he

The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and

A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path

A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary,

A travelling salesman is out in the country selling

An old wizard was walking through a park when he

There was a guy walking down the street in San

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd

Two potatoes are walking down the street. One

A little boy was walking down the hall one day

Zeus and Thor are up on Mt. Olympus and Thor is

One day there were two men walking down a dirt

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after

There was a guy walking down the street when he

Grandfather and grandson, on a stroll on their

One day there were three boys walking down the

One night, a cabbie was driving through the streets

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods

One day, Little Red Riding Hood is walking through

A man was walking on the beach when he happened

These two persons are discussing whether the state

There are two blondes playing golf. One tees off

Three blonde friends were walking home from a party

A Russian couple were walking down a street in

Fifty naked men were walking in a circle and one

A guy was walking down the road, to a city about

Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when

The doctor was walking around checking by his patients

A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window

Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot

A Russian guy was walking down the street when

A couple has been together for thirty years and

A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest.

A little boy is walking along on a nude beach.

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out

A man walking his son in the park one day came

Three college students were in England and were

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig

Once upon a time there was a family of tomatoes

A happy little mouse was walking along one day

Yo' mama's so hairy, she was walking down the street

Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00

One time, back in the day, a boy named Johnny was

Jeremy and Kris are walking down the street and

Two blondes are walking down the street when one

There was an old lady walking down the streets

An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were

There was this pot-head walking down a road when

Q: What do you do if you see a politician walking

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,

It's a really hot day and this penguin is having

There was a young country boy who was very bright.

Two sperm are walking down the street. How do

A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a

I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when

Two blondes are walking down the road when one

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What

A funeral service is being held in a synagogue

A man was walking through a wealthy neighborhood

    One day many years ago, a fisherman's

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping.

Two engineering students were walking across campus

Two men are on opposite sides of the earth. One

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front

A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard

    One day, a man named Tony died.  

A man was walking down the street when he noticed

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Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked

(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland) Dogs

Once upon a time, there was a little old man who

    A guy is sitting at a bar in

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house.

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot

Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck

    One day a hunter was walking

Ã, Ã, Ã,  An Egyptian man is walking through

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.

    The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling

When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.

After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claiming that he was

A society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "right now". It seems

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba

A man was walking into the hospital for a routine examination the other day. Just as he reached the

Two male friends are out golfing one Saturday afternoon. After finishing one hole, they wait for

A redneck farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Heya,

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall

After a day fishing on Lake Michigan, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two brown trout

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says:

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together, and they both want a drink, but they have

A couple of rednecks went on vacation in Colorado. They flew to Denver and rented a car to sight see.

A hunter walking through the jungle, found a huge, dead dinosaur, with a pigmy standing beside it.

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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, walking

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to

In a small town in alabama, joe bob decides it's time for his cousin, 19 year-old Billy Bob, to learn

Into a belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran

Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help combat osteoporosis, the dreaded disorder

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you

A big shot executive had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses

In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up the wharf carrying two - at least three

A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, a blonde, a brunette and

Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head

A guy was walking down the street when he was startled to see a beautiful, young nude girl running

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired

"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. "It was

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.

A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty bucks," she says.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep."

A man went to the beach to work on his tan. In his hotel room that night, he noticed that he had a

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a

In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 18 year old Billy Bob, to

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled,

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead dinosaur with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed,

Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a

One day God and Adam were walking the garden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth.

"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step,

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day,

Two gay gentlemen were walking through a zoo. They came across the gorillas and after a while they

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there

A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stopped to admire the animal. "What's your dog's name?"

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a

A doctor was walking down the street one day when he noticed coming towards him one of his 85 year

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey --

A nurse of an old folks home walked into the room of Mr. Jones and noticed he was crying at the foot

A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work. "Hear

At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The

1.) "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all

A little johnny comes down for breakfast, since they live on a farm, his mother asks him if he has

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly

A mother and son are walking through a cemetery, and pass by a headstone inscribed - "Here lies a good

Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started

An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not

A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He walked, pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt

Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps

A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his friends,

There were two ministers who met each Sunday morning riding to their particular church. They both enjoyed

In the old Wild West, a Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in a new Western town when

A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran

A fellow was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the cemetery,

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling

One day God and Adam were walking in the garden. God told Adam it was time to populate the earth. He

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do,

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying

A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem