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A computer walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender looks over at him and says,

One day Bill Gates finally dies and goes to Heaven. Upon reaching the pearly white gates, he sees Saint

The cowboy walks into a hotel. The bellboy asks him"How many sheets do you want on your bed?"The cowboy

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him.He

A man walks into a bank,yells at the old lady at the teller window, he needs to open a "fuckin bank account".

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Gimme a triple!"So the bartender pours him up a triple

3 Men are walking through the jungle when they are captured by native tribesman. The tribesman take the

A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed. She points to his dick

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and

A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is sent to a hospital. While on the operating table, she

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him

A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts

A man is having problems with his dick, which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who,

A girl walks into a bar and asks for a Bud. The bartender gives it to her, she drinks it, and passes

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their passion is heating up. Then the wife stops and

A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks

A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar

A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. "I'd

A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. "What's

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says,

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon

A trucker who has been out on the road for two

A women without arms or legs is sitting on a beach

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.

A firefighter is working on the engine outside

A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I

A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, ââ,¬Å"All

A young polar bear walks up to his dad one day

A blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads

A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist

Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in

One day a man walks into a tatoo parlor and tells

Little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked,

A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink,

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender,

A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist

Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail

A blonde walks into an ice cream shop and asks

A blonde walks into Best Buy looking for a television.

There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American,

A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I'd like

James Bond walks intoa bar and takes a seat next

A Mexican walks into a bakery and asks, "Excuse

A man walks into a bar and orders shots for the

A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if

A blonde wearing a headset walks into a barbershop

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next

A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds St.

A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees a life-like

One day in the middle of the desert a man's car

A doctor is walking down the street and sees a

A skeleton walks into a bar, and says, "Give me

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they

A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender

A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bartender,

A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room,

A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees President

There was this redneck that walked into a bar and

A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee

A man is opening a restaurant and he asks one of

EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot

A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord

A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His face

A man walks into a bar. Bartender asks what'll

A boy walks into his parents room to find his mom

Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle

One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and

An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks

A drunken man walks into a pub. Curious about the

A leprechaun walks into a bar, and he see's a sign

There are three nuns in a sanctuary who are about

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks

A husband is at home watching a football game when

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees

A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps

A manager at a General Store is teaching a young,

A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I think I've

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He

A man is sitting in a pub, when a guy with an incredibly

Robbie Williams and Elton John are walking down

Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings

Little Johnny walks into the classroom and says,

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next

This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with

A 12 inch pianist walks into a bar, looks at the

A bar walks into a guy. The bar orders a liver,

A radical Muslim cleric walks into a bar. The

Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A.

One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break,

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he

This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and

A man walks into his doctor's office and whines,

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub

One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London,

3 men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor

A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless

Advantages 1. It can get really weird 2. Someone

A kid walks into a lunchroom at school and sees

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.

A mother goes to visit her daughter. She walks

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He

A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo.

A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I'm

A mid 20's bachelor walks into a grocery store

A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head.

A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously

A son walks into the living room and asks his dad

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the

An eighty-year-old man is sitting on a park bench,

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter,

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and

A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes

An Irishman and Englishman and a Scotsman walk

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they''re on

This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever.

A virgin boy turns 18, and asks his dad for money

There was this Indian who just came back from a

A redneck walks into a bar with a wet, steaming

A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking

So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese.

What do you call a nun who sleep walks? A

An elderly woman comes home and finds her daughter

Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were

There are three men in the bathroom, two Englishmen

One morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is

A little boy and his father are walking down the

A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear

One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops a

A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant

A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him. "You

One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the

A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a

A woman walks in a bar and asks the bartender if

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

A man walks into a bar one day and asks the bartender

A blonde decides to show her husband that despite

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning.

A baby seal walks into a club. I'll repeat myself.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing

Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and

What is grosser than gross? When a midget

A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new

A lady walks into the local record store. "Do

A man walks into a barber shop with his daughter.

A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender

A man walks into a bar next to an extremely hot

One day, a guy walks out from a shop to see someone

A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. A

[NOTE: This joke must be told out loud to someone

A man is looking in the classified ads for a job.

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at

Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a

A kid walks by his parents having sex asks what's

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there.

A man walks into a bar and sees a large chest of

There was this guy who always went out drinking

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot

This guy walks into a bar and goes up to a man

A man went to England on a trip and met a woman

This lady walks into her boss's office one day

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.

Joe walks into a bar. Joe's friend, Al, sits down

A policeman is walking down the road when he sees

Two college students are in Ireland for a vacation

Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on

A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment. The

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and

One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to

One day a lady walks into a pet store to buy her

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash

There was a man named Benny who loved to take

A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.

Once upon a time there were two men. One of them

An 80-year old man walks into the doctor's office

Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and

A man walks into a bar and sits down right across

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into

A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down.

A man walks into a whorehouse and hands the madam

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer

A guy with two black eyes walks into church one

This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an

A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and

So this new bar opens and the owner can't think

Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over

A guy walks into a store. He goes up to the clerk

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little

One day, a man walks into a whorehouse and says,

A guy walks into a bar and he orders a whiskey.

A guy walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but

Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette,

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A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's

This guy with a really small head walks into a

A man walks up to a stranger in the street. "Do

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the

A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'LL

A twenty-five-year-old man walks into a bar and

A 14-year-old girl walks into a hairdresser's shop

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams

A woman goes over to her married son's house and

A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks

One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich

A woman visits her physician. After waiting for

One day Ed, known for always being broke and shabby,

A guy walks into a doctor''s office. He has a

A young boy walks into a whore house dragging a

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks in high heels

Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a

A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Every

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man:

A man was out of town on business. While sitting

This pothead walks into a store and says to the

A man walks into a grocery store and asks for some

Tom walks out of a bar, swaying back and forth

There were these two vampires talking. One says

A guy walks into a pub and says, ''Can you remove

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

A man walks into the ice cream shop with his three

After a really good party a man walks into a bar

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only

So this guy walks into a whorehouse and asks the

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street

A man walks into a pub and sits down at a table.

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks,

A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the

(repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase)

Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview.

A man is having terrible headaches, he can't stand

Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state

A young woman walks into an adult book store and

A drunk guy is telling a bartender how much he

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders spaghetti.

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders

A woman walks into a gynecologist's office for

This man decided that on his birthday he was going

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right

A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends.

This blonde gets pulled over by a cop, who walks

A blonde co-ed is looking at a bulletin board and

A masked man walks in to a sperm bank, pulls a

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a condom.

There were three strings that walked into the bar.

A good-looking woman walks into a bar wearing a

A young boy walks in on his mother in the bathtub.

A little boy walks in on his parents having sex

There was a guy walking down the street when he

A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

There is this extremely horny guy who loves to

Once there was a bear taking a dump in the forest.

A dog walks into a bar. He hops up on a bar stool

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if

A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole

A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist

Jimmy White walks into a bar and orders a beer,

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch,

This hous wife got tired of being alone everyday

A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender comes

An Indian walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of

Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when

A blonde was standing outside a fast food store,

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful

John and Sam are two neighbors always in competition.

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and

One time at a local golf course three shitty players

A man is working at a pharmaceutical store, and

A man walks in his room after work and is suprised

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.

A man and his monkey walk into a bar. The man walks

A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The

A little kid walks into a movie theater one day.

This one girl walks into a grocery store and asks

A young fellow walks into a bar. An old crotchety

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender

A man walks into a bar with a sandwich on his shoulder.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The

A little boy is walking along on a nude beach.

A blonde goes into a world wide message center

So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me

A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only

A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head.

A man that lives on a farm wakes up and goes outside

There were three preachers: a Catholic, a Baptist,

Bloke walks into a pub with a cheese sandwich

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc,

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking

One day a new vacuum salesman is going door-to-door

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says,

A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting beside

A father has three daughters that are all getting

A guy walks into a bar, and sustains a mild concussion.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink.

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and

A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a

A blonde walks into the library and says to the

A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The

A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady

George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington

This guy is takin' a leak in a public restroom

A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three

You might be a redneck if your father walks you

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

A married man goes to confessional and tells the

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A truck driver was driving along

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices

A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, and asks

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first

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An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front

A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog,

    A woman walks into her accountant's

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband

A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me,

After several years of serving the church in a

A women desperately looking for work goes into

A little boy is playing with his new football and

Two cowboys are leanin' up against the rail at

Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather

This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging

    Four old Catholic women are

This guy is not getting along so well with his

A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and

When you are dating..... Farting is never an

    A guy is sitting at a bar in

    Stupid people should have to

A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas

One Sunday, Shane walks into a church and kneels

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling

    The following information was

    A sixty-four-year-old man is

    Monica walks into her dry cleaning

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,

God created the mule, and told him, "You

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports

A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman, "Why

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

A man walks in a bank, gets in line, and when it's his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank! But,

A society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "right now". It seems

Do you know someone like this? A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check.

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old.

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine

The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on

A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, the dentist says, "That

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall, "$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found

A man walks into a Doctors office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says:

1. They start paying everyone in sea shells. 2. The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says:

An 87 year old man is celebrating his birthday with all the members of his family at the Old Folks

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together, and they both want a drink, but they have

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But decides, what the heck,"

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?" Bartender answers,

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another recent study

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Lion jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Lion jersey

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

A cop pulls over a blonde because her car is weaving all over the road. When he bends down he can smell

A guy walks into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male

Davie walks into a bar and sees his friend Norm slumped over the bar. Davie walks over and asks Norm

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found

A very disheveled, unattractive, profoundly obese, smelly, mean acting, nasty in EVERY sense of the

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She says, "You've got

This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a freakin' checking

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer:

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"? The

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that

A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the

1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three weeks. 2. No changing your oil in the street. 3.

Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes

A man walks into a bar and sees a good-looking woman sitting on a stool. He walks up to her and says,

The power mower was broken and wouldn't run. A lady kept hinting to her husband that he should get

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the

The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac...sailing

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, "Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged,

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet

A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest,"bless me,father,for i have sinned. "i

A guy, holding a duck under his arm, walks up to his wife and says: "This is the pig I've been screwing

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a policeman

Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says,

I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb

A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck,

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

Two men are driving through Pennsylvania when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks

There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if

The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter,

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this

3 contractors are in a bar after work enjoying a cold one, when a truck crashes into the bar killing

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.

Bob dies and goes to the pearly gates where he waits in line. As he draws closer he sees there are

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

A gentleman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door

This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid

Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost." The

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns

This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that

So, the tyrannical sergeant major is called to the Colonel's office: "Smith's mother has just died

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks

The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking

An Asian man walks into the currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour. 'Do you do custom work?' she asks the artist. 'Why of course!' 'Good.

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?",

Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist

The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist,

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your

A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,HONEY, COULD YOU FIX

A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy

Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you

Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the

A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of

A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some quackers. The bartender explains that the bar

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

This an interactive joke, so have a piece of paper and pen handy. A blonde woman walks into an auto

A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown paper

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses

A woman walks into a hardware store and says, "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says, "Do you wanna

One night a man walks into a bar with a pig. The bartender says to the man, "That's a great looking

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful

Three Kiwis and three Aussies are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Aussies

Jesus was nailed to the cross. He said "Peter, come forth". Peter walks up, Jesus waves his hand and

One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, "Why don't you let me

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both

A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sips it and sets it down. A monkey swings across the bar

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop somewhere in Washington DC. Picking through the objects

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as

A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's

There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The

There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th

There was once a magic mirror in a ladies room in a bar. If one stood in front of this mirror and tells

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous,

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of