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In the zoo, two girls are discussing a gorilla with a huge penis: "THAT's what a real man must have!"

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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for

There's a guy sitting inside a bar, just staring at his drink for about a half-hour. Then, this big truck

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young

Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the

Saddam Hussein and George Bush are seated next

1. If being chased through town, you can usually

Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

You've lost the feeling below your ankles. When

What's the space between a man's wallet and his

Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A.

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet

A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give

An Irishman and Englishman and a Scotsman walk

So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese.

One day, a man went into the doctor because he

What do women and condoms have in common? They

One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom

An old man went to the social security office to

A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down.

How is a woman like a condom? She spends more

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he

A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.

Yo Mama's house is so dirty, I tripped over a

What do condoms and women have in common? Both

A guy goes over to his friend's house and knocks

So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me

The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies

Are you considering having children? To determine

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches

Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I''ve got a special game for you. I''ll

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled

D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O

A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

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A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum

John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Their last name stays put. The garage is all

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were

Curly is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???"

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation,

HIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and