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Rope
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an
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Celebrity Sandwiches
Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce
Rebel-rousing Nuns
There are three nuns in a sanctuary who are about
Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches
The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted
The Key to Heaven
Mother Superior called a young novice into her
No Screwing!
Following a tragic boating accident, a husband
The Tasteful Blind Man
A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower
Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower
Socks
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married,
Wash the Cat
The doctor was walking around checking by his patients
3 Flies in a Bathroom
One day, three flies were sitting in a garbage
Nine Lives
Once there was man named Jim, who let his dog out
Bird-Brained in Helopisa
John went on vacation to Helopisa. As soon as he
My Husband Likes To Watch
A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.
A Letter To Tide
Dear Tide, I have always used your product
True Newspaper Clippings
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Pleasure
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips,she sank into the comfort
Dead Rabbit
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.
Man Overboard
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the
Love Handles
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started
Soap and Water
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew being an unkempt housekeeper.
The Centipede
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The