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Yo mama is so fat, after your parents have sex,

James Bond walks intoa bar and takes a seat next

Yo mama is so fat, that every time you smack her

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the

    One day many years ago, a fisherman's

A little boy is playing with his new football and

The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn

A brash young man strolls into a bar and takes a seat next to a stunningly attractive woman. He gives

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul

The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac...sailing

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St.

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives

Jesus was nailed to the cross. He said "Peter, come forth". Peter walks up, Jesus waves his hand and

The moon shone silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were