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Original List aged 20: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5.

10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." -

Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale,

Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited

Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3.

These are excuse notes from parents (with their

What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?

You might be a redneck if your wife wears the same

If a butcher is 6 feet tall, wears size 9 shoes,

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a REAL horse on her

A young man wished to purchase a present for his

In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled

A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path

An old wizard was walking through a park when he

A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished

A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon

10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents,

Yo' mama so fat, she wears a polka dot dress and

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

Yo' mama so fat, she wears two watches -- one for

Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearing Levi's 501

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm,

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed,

When a woman wears leather clothing: A man's heart beats quicker, and his throat gets dry, and

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic,

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only

Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. Never take life seriously.

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills

A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown paper

A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating