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Coffee and Captain

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

Yummy Mama

Yo mama's so dumb the weather man said it was chilly

Snoops's Favorite Weather

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle!

Celebrity Sandwiches

Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce

Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited

Louisiana Heritage

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

You Know You're Out Of College When...

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

Particularly Nasty Weather

Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous

Rain n' Money

Why did God create economists? To make weathermen

Spell Check

Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea

Come Early And Bring Your Lunch

A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate,

Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency

Yo' mama is so fat the National Weather Agency

Windows 666

Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates

Murphy's Laws of Combat

* If the enemy is in range, so are you Incoming

Be Careful What You Wish For

A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel

Limerick... Man from Cass

There once was a man from Cass. Whose balls

What Do You Need So Much Milk for Ma'am?

A milkman was delivering on his round when he came

Special Delivery

It was mailman George's last day on the job after

Cowboy, Rancher, Farm Animals...

A cowboy was passing by a ranch and decided to

Out Of College

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

Even & Odd-Numbered Snow Parking

Harry and Martha were sitting down to their usual

The Quotable Marion Barry

Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion

Bar Mitzvah

Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?" "Really bad," said the second

Edison

In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity. Once, while

Indian weatherman

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and

Take Off

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

Indian Winter

It Was Already Late Fall And The Indians On A Remote Reservation In South Dakota Asked Their New Chief

Too Much Hunting

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my

25 Signs You Have Grown Up

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006

# 10 Life is sexually transmitted. # 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which

Flight 293

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

9 Months Later

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After

Fishing

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the

The Happy Mailman

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds

Snake Model

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.

The Sparrow

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However,

Long Cold Winter

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was

25 Signs You've Grown Up:

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

More Things to Think About

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening

About last night...

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor

You Know You're in California When...

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

Men are like ...

Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the @#%$ out of you. Men are like ........

Last Laugh

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

Miracle Pills

Two 80 year old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science, and such, when

On a Lonely Island

A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food

Phone Call at Night

It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings.

George the Mailman

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all