Jokes
Coffee and Captain
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain
Yummy Mama
Yo mama's so dumb the weather man said it was chilly
Snoops's Favorite Weather
What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle!
Celebrity Sandwiches
Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce
Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches
The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited
Louisiana Heritage
A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your
You Know You're Out Of College When...
1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your
Particularly Nasty Weather
Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous
Rain n' Money
Why did God create economists? To make weathermen
Spell Check
Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea
Come Early And Bring Your Lunch
A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate,
Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency
Yo' mama is so fat the National Weather Agency
Windows 666
Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates
Murphy's Laws of Combat
* If the enemy is in range, so are you Incoming
Be Careful What You Wish For
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel
Limerick... Man from Cass
There once was a man from Cass. Whose balls
What Do You Need So Much Milk for Ma'am?
A milkman was delivering on his round when he came
Special Delivery
It was mailman George's last day on the job after
Cowboy, Rancher, Farm Animals...
A cowboy was passing by a ranch and decided to
Out Of College
You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your
Even & Odd-Numbered Snow Parking
Harry and Martha were sitting down to their usual
The Quotable Marion Barry
Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion
Bar Mitzvah
Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?" "Really bad," said the second
Edison
In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity. Once, while
Indian weatherman
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and
Take Off
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain
Indian Winter
It Was Already Late Fall And The Indians On A Remote Reservation In South Dakota Asked Their New Chief
Too Much Hunting
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my
25 Signs You Have Grown Up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006
# 10 Life is sexually transmitted. # 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
Flight 293
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the
9 Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After
Fishing
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the
The Happy Mailman
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds
Snake Model
Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations
My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.
The Sparrow
Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However,
Long Cold Winter
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was
25 Signs You've Grown Up:
Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out
More Things to Think About
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening
About last night...
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor
You Know You're in California When...
Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't
Men are like ...
Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the @#%$ out of you. Men are like ........
Last Laugh
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the
Miracle Pills
Two 80 year old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science, and such, when
On a Lonely Island
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food
Phone Call at Night
It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings.
George the Mailman
It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all