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A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady.After the wedding, he laid down the following

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.The most effective

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer."

What's the difference between an Irish wedding

A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The

A teacher asks her class, ââ,¬Å"If there

Little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked,

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

Yo mama so ghetto, her wedding cake was made out

A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for

What is the difference between an Irish wedding

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OBJECTIVE To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor

Why are women's wedding dress' colored white?

You might be a redneck if you're late for your

After Bill Gates wedding night, his wife finally

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding

There once was a young man named Billy Bob. Now,

A young boy caught sight of his mother changing

There was a man named Joe playing baseball on his

A couple were driving to a church to get married.

Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They

There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday

A couple had been married for many years, and their

You know you're a redneck when at your wedding

Three men were sitting in a bar one day. they were

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist

Why do women wear white on their wedding day?

A mother had three daughters and at their weddings

1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in

This is a true story about a recent wedding that

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married,

A woman was engaged to get married. She had never

A typical macho man married typical good-looking

Yo mama's so fat she needed a hula hoop for her

Betty & Tim were killed in an auto accident on

To get married you need a wedding license, right?

On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but

A couple was getting ready to go out to celebrate

There are three kinds of rings: the engagement

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes

You might be a redneck if your wedding reception

You might be a redneck if you had to remove your

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are

What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding

It seems that a young couple had just gotten married

There was this couple who had been married for

    Marol spent her wedding night

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws

NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A teenage boy and his grandfather

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he

On the day of the Royal Wedding, Sofia was getting

The wedding date was set and the groom's three

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she

A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.

A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

Prior to our wedding, David and I met with the minister to discuss our marriage ceremony and various

Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed,

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material we put into our stomachs

After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

During the banquet celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get

1. "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." 2. "I've always wanted

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go

On the night of their 40th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding

What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Their last name stays put. The garage is all

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never

Jason wanted to get his blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary, but also something

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer!"

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is

A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

I was at a friends wedding. Her father asked me to dance with him. He was pretty drunk, but I figured

"Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" a parishioner asked his minister. "Definitely

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband gave

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the

A redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices