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But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage

A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him. "You

There was a guy, who was the most buff guy, and

Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

Once a Frenchman, an Englishman and an Irishman

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

You don't have to put cream in your coffee to

An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were

Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter

Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest

One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures on Earth to die. To sort things

A couple in their nineties are BOTH having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me.

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.