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There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and

The bank robbers had tied and gagged the bank cahier after learning the combination to the safe and had

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.She got a terrible headache and told her husband

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed

This is really embarrassing for the mother, do read on.This is a Singapore story (supposedly)... Hilarious!

Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes,

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The

President George W. Bush was getting angry about

George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at

Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night.

Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by

A man and his wife were invited to a swanky masked

A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep

On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers

A newlywed couple had a slight problem when it

A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween

A man was sprawled across three entire seats in

Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant,

The strident prosecutor begins: ''Ladies and

A long time ago, a cowboy was captured by the Indians.

A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon

On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied

A little old lady was sitting on her front porch

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached

    One morning, while she was making

On the day of the Royal Wedding, Sofia was getting

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and

Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, "sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?"

Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says,

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks...Rufus and Clarence. They lived

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits

A man had a ticket for the theater but when he was seated by the usher, he found that he was just

A Cajun named Thibideaux went to his doctor to determine the source of his malady. The doctor, After

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor

A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old

A nurse of an old folks home walked into the room of Mr. Jones and noticed he was crying at the foot

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of

At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest

There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater. When the usher came by and noticed

A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers