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One day Bill Gates finally dies and goes to Heaven. Upon reaching the pearly white gates, he sees Saint

One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why is some

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

Ah huay went for a job interview, and when the manager saw him wearing a colorful shirt, golden hair,

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

Q: What's red, white and blue and makes the entire

Q: What's red, white and blue and makes the entire

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the

Why do hipsters have such a hard time with karate? They

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious

Here's a dilemma... With all your honor and dignity,

Yo mamma is so white she makes the pilsbeary doe

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor

A zebra went up to the zookeeper and said, "Am

Yo mama so old, she has dreams in black and white.

A tribal leader finds that his wife has had a white

A man dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan

RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES What is

Yo mama's so poor, she only has two channels on

A British doctor, a German doctor and an American

My First Time The sky was dark, The moon was high, All

Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting

Angelina Jolie: I am so in love with my brother

Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce

This week, the Bush administration finally released

1. "You get this round and the next round is on

President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out

How can you tell a blond has been working at a

One day a little boy asks his mom questions about

My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white,

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

Season's Beatings There's gotta be a better way

How does Snoop Dogg keep his teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

The England team's training session was delayed

December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?

What's white, slimy, and horny all over? Gary

Here's what the heck they mean in the Lone Star

Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of

How is a computer like Britney Spears? They're

George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one

A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them

George W. Bush was caught breaking the White House

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country

A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to

President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch

A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium:Once

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon

Why are women's wedding dress' colored white?

What did the man say to the toothpaste model after

Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white

What's red with seven dents in it? Snow White's

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white

One day this guy goes in to the doctor's office

What do you call someone in the White House who

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

One day while taking a walk outside of the White

What''s black, white, red all over, and doesn''t

After much careful research, it has been discovered

A young man wished to purchase a present for his

One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

How can you tell if you have a moron computer operator

A millionaire decides to throw a massive party

Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with

One day while at the White House, the maid was

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be

10. Tommy Lee's Kickachickee 9. Lorena Bobbit's

What's white and if it falls out of a tree, it'll

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper!

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run

Why can't Chinese couples have white babies? Because

What's black and white, black and brown, and black

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane

George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen

A blonde owned a small business that she was about

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?

A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer

Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

What did the big black bucket say to the little

What's black and white and red all over? An

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs

Why do women wear white on their wedding day?

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland.

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House

A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell

One day as President Clinton was getting off the

Three hang-glider pilots, one Irish, one Australian,

Patient has two teenage children, but no other

The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy

In the suburbs, there's grass. In the ghetto,

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment

A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that

What's black and white and red all over? Mimes

Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So this guy walks into a whorehouse and asks the

About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail

A drunk guy is telling a bartender how much he

What is pink and has 7 dents? Snow White's

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black

There were two blondes as roommates and they both

A man got pulled over by a cop because he was

During his deposition Vernon Jordan was asked why

A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie

Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is?

Jimmy White walks into a bar and orders a beer,

Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven

An Indian walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.

Once there was man named Jim, who let his dog out

Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in

Titles Considered for Monica's Autobiography 1.

On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie

Can you guess what I am? I am about six inches

Belts. Women use belts an an accessory, guys use

Dear Tide, I have always used your product

Yo mama's like a toilet -- round, white and smells

A man was heading to England and his next-door

Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead

Yo' mama so old, her dreams are in black and white!

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white,

What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely

Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex? A:

Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,

    White House staffers were perplexed

One day the pre-school teacher said, “We're

JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of

Similarities between the Titanic video and the

1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer AMANA

"No, really, I'm OK to drive."    

What's green, has four legs and smells like fish?

Cats' facial expressions. The need for the same

A man who was a little slow was visiting his wife

A man staggers into an emergency room with two

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A:

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

'Twas the night before crisis, And behind White

It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was

(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland) Dogs

    Yes, it's hard to believe, but

This should be sung to the tune "A Few of

On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: “It's

Listen my children, and you shall hear Of

On the day of the Royal Wedding, Sofia was getting

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism

Monica's Diary Entry 1 Dear Diary, I'm so excited!

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin

This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31. Can you believe it? It seems

Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden,

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.. One from New Jersey,

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SC Sheriff's Office. An elderly

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New

Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white, they're sold by the dozen, and every week you have to buy more. A

A guy walks into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wong's have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely,

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that

Ok now, you and the lil missus is walkin home frum a good day of doin yur cumunity servis hours when

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President

Mafia leader seeks sleazy woman who can dodge bullets, meet in rat-infested motels, and speak Russian.

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The

Subject: PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD ... GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED

Shortly thereafter Jesse Jackson went to a Sears and started raising all kinds of hell in the appliance

Green Bay, WI Monday, October 31, 2005 - Anthrax Scare At Lambeau Field Green Bay Packer football

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde? A: It has a stamp on it. Q: Why do blondes have

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

If Recipes were like tax forms.... * Line 1. Butter, a minimum of half a pound (8 oz.), but not

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and

1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer) 2.

Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one

Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL,

This is a true story.. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,

A guy was walking down the street when he was startled to see a beautiful, young nude girl running

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi,

Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has

*Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. *I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. *WANTED:

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven,

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and

10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2.

What the Job Ad says & What it means: Advancement opportunity: Sh*t job Entry level Really

I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was

This year, I resolve to ... 1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3.

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly

A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his

25. Come up with 50 new shades of gray for Martha Stewart Paints. 24. Start marketing new "Martha

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes,

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel

President Clinton wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter,

What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Their last name stays put. The garage is all

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed

Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never

There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zoo keeper

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five

Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran across the fairway and into

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends

A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit

During his visit to the United States, the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour

The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday.

It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife

A guy walked into a bar in Alabama and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys

Q: What does a Big Fat White women and a Brick have in common? A: Sooner or later, they will both