Jokes
Jokes about credit crunch 2008
- How do you define optimism? - A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday. - What is the diffrence
Jesus Ceiling Fan
A young man called John died and he went to Heaven to begin his afterlife journey. However, he was stopped
Bored During Lunch
Three co-workers are bored during their lunch break, so they decide to go to the roof of their building
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
The Bible for Dummies
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN:
Corn Hole
A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have
We take you now to the Oval Office
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi:
New Rules For Employment
SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer
Joe D. Days
A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game
Golf Love Poem
I think that I shall never see a hazard rougher
Fall-Down Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering
The Bar Exam
Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman
Chain Letter for Women Only
This letter was started by a woman, like yourself,
Feels Like a Fanny
Two old friends/enemies who love to take the piss
The Fish-Eating Competition
One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called
The Real Skywalker Lineage
(Setting: A furious lightsaber duel is underway.
The Lion and the Turkey
There once was a lion, whose best friend was a
The Rescue
One day, three boys were walking over a bridge
Duck for Sale
There was once a boy whose father gave him a duck,
People Really Said These Things In Court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.
Close Enough For Government
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was
Clinton and AIDS
Most wives whose husbands fool around have to
My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog
Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a
King Arthur's Dilemma
King Arthur was about to embark on a long crusade.
Broken Down
Once there was this man whose car broke down.
Penguin and The Mechanic
Once there was a penguin whose car broke down.
Oh, God, Help Me Find A Safe House
There was a young man whose parents beat him all
Cheaper Than a Doctor
There was a man whose elbow hurt so he told his
E-mail Error
It's wise to remember how easily e-mail can be
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole
Beer Consumption
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer
The Perfect Woman
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
Creative Writing
A university creative writing class was asked to
Limerick... Man from Cass
There once was a man from Cass. Whose balls
TV's New Fall Season
NBC 8:00 Friends 8:30
More Alcohol Warnings
If the government is going to put health warning
Clinton's Final State of the Union Address
Members of Congress...people of America....I banged
Year 2000 Interview With Jesus
Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet
My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad...
Two kids were having the standard argument about
New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you
Believe It Or Not
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed
Mom and Dad were trying to console Suzie...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose
Men's Rules
1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
Gifts from God
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for
The Trouble With Email
It's wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider
Twelve Priests
welve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row,
Doctor Visit
There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to
Laws of the Natural Universe
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
Love, Lust and Marriage
Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-
A Christmas Greeting
I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to
John the Farmer
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets
Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters
Mourn the death of another TV star
It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran
One Stone
There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He
The Prize
Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and
Preacher & Children
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked
Mourn the death of another TV star
It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran
The Teacher's Gift
It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist's
A Midget Down in Texas
There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went
Wackiest Warning Labels Ever
Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,
Politicians Who Run Our Country
Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel
Axis of Evil Wannabes
The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002
Marriage One Liners
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --Henny Youngman The best way
Two Men in a LifeBoat
Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While
Biggest Tool
A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy
The ant Hill
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to