winter

A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy

Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

1. Blast the Phantom of the Opera at midnight and

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a

There were these two fleas in a bar. The first

One day in summer, Jack was going to visit his

Did you hear about the blonde couple that were

1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly

Three blondes died and are up talking to St. Peter.

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because

Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet

1) You define summer as three months of bad

(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland) Dogs

There has been a recent discovery among archives

I was working in a scrap yard in Southern England during summer vacation at an engineering university.

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned

It Was Already Late Fall And The Indians On A Remote Reservation In South Dakota Asked Their New Chief

TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING

A young man got a license to trap furs for the winter in Alaska. After buying supplies in a local town

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let

Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde? A: It has a stamp on it. Q: Why do blondes have

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However,

Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this

- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4.

Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move