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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just

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This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

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A brigade of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand

A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men.

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He

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