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This one is long but well worth reading!In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

There was a man who had worked all of his life,

Yo mama so dumb, she wrote anti-anti-jokes to be

There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video.

There was a couple who did not want their children

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please

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An English guy was very ill and his son went to

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Once upon a workday dreary, my stomach grumbled

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

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A bald man with one leg wanted to go to a fancy

A woman was being raped by an escaped mental patient.

This Story is true!!! For all of you who occasionally

Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I am writing

A guy sees a sign outside a bar that says "Piano

A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute.

A mother had three daughters and at their weddings

There once was a man with a bald head and a pegleg

There was once a pair of high school sweethearts.

There was a couple who did not want their children

"Have you read Shakespeare?" "No. Who wrote

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise

Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application

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A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate,

Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young

There was a great loss today in the entertainment

Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Anne

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

John invited his mother over for dinner. During

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened Then

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a

When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

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1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works

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A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about

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Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer:

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take

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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer

In France, the young assistant pastors do not live in the main rectory. That is reserved for the

Ben and Haley had gotten up in years, and their memories weren't quite what they used to be. They

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were