Jokes
Jewish Genie
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that
Wrong Hole
A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in
Jewish Genie
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that
Five More Yards
In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase
Marriage Requirments
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining
Golf In Heaven
God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf
Cock O' The Walk
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock.
Holy Shot!
One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides
The Tired Genie
This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon
Cloak & Dagger
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower,
Banana Peel
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana
Where's Da Money?
This mafia family was in need of a collection
Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls
What's the difference between a Ford and a golf
Nutty Hunters
Two men went hunting. Joe had been hunting all
Golf Lessons
A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons
It's Open Lawyer Season!
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
Nerd Sayings Galore
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
More Alcohol Warnings
If the government is going to put health warning
Wacky News of the World
But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is
Keeping In Under The Kilt
In Scotland, the most important time for a young
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining
The Golfer's Confession
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,
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Golf Confessional
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my
Lawyer Hunting
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Fabric Counter
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material
Kiss
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material
Football Star
The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was
The River
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to
Yankee Test
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called
Educated Athletes?
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,
IRS Genie
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling
Ski Lift
As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a couple who
Role Reversal
A reporter was doing a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted
Golfing Preacher
There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the