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Jewish Genie

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

Wrong Hole

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in

Jewish Genie

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

Five More Yards

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase

Marriage Requirments

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

Golf In Heaven

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf

Cock O' The Walk

A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock.

Holy Shot!

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides

The Tired Genie

This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon

Cloak & Dagger

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower,

Banana Peel

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana

Where's Da Money?

This mafia family was in need of a collection

Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls

What's the difference between a Ford and a golf

Nutty Hunters

Two men went hunting. Joe had been hunting all

Golf Lessons

A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons

It's Open Lawyer Season!

WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS

Nerd Sayings Galore

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

More Alcohol Warnings

If the government is going to put health warning

Wacky News of the World

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

Gorilla Golf

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is

Keeping In Under The Kilt

In Scotland, the most important time for a young

Pre-Nuptial Agreements

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

The Golfer's Confession

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,

Philadelphia Eagles Schedule

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Golf Confessional

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my

Lawyer Hunting

Rules for hunting lawyers Washington state attorney season and bag limits -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1300.01

Fabric Counter

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material

Kiss

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material

Football Star

The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was

The River

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to

Yankee Test

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called

Educated Athletes?

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

IRS Genie

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling

Ski Lift

As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a couple who

Role Reversal

A reporter was doing a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted

Golfing Preacher

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the