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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his

A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have

Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple

St. Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. After several minutes,

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel,

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them

Little Johnny was a young boy, just potty trained. When he went to the bathroom though, he hit everything

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing tothe roof. Firemen are on

ââ,¬Å"No, no, no!ââ,¬Â said the penguin,

A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He

A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running

There was a man who loved baked beans, but they

After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail

An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee

You are so poor that when I put out my cigarette

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are

A blond was driving along a country road, listening

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with

There was an American man that had an meeting in

A guy was driving his truck along the interstate,

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but

Gary Condit was on a sinking ship and everyone

Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden

One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together

A man was working on a preacher's car in a garage

There was a cowboy riding down a trail on his horse

The Pope walked into a car dealership one day to

A man left his cat with his brother while he went

A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

A woman went into a department store and told the

An elephant was walking through the jungle one

A boy was at a public pool. The lifeguard blew

A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates,

Yo mama is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat

Harold and Lloyd were speeding down the road when

There was a guy, who was the most buff guy, and

There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula

One evening, a man was at home watching TV and

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on

This Story is true!!! For all of you who occasionally

A man had a very small penis, so he went to a witch

Two good ol' boys were driving down the road

A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but

Nuns where repainting their chapel. They kept getting

A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for

One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a

Three guys were captured in Iraq as American spies

Following a tragic boating accident, a husband

There was a blonde driving down the road one day.

There were 3 basketball players, one each from

A lady ran into the lobby at a golf course. ''I've

A biology class student conducted an experiment

One day the farmer walked out to his field to feed

A little boy was walking down the hall one day

A leprechaun and his friend walked into a bar one

Yo mama's so fat, when she tried boarding Noah's

Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State

A little girl came running into the house crying

There were two blondes, one was on one side of

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they

A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon

A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, when

There was a chicken and a horse playing together

One time at a local golf course three shitty players

A couple has just finished having sex. They ALWAYS

A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The

There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an

A farmer walked into a bar with a horse. He said,

Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver were both at a party

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.

One day little Bill was playing in the sand out

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere

Three men heard rumors of a mountaintop where God

A man and his wife went to the doctor's office

There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye,

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. 

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

A man staggers into an emergency room with two

    A trucker who had driven his

    A fireman came from work one

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband).

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned

A poor minister was having trouble managing his

There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table

A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh,

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense

"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It's not my fault, Miss Crabtree. You

Bobby-Joe was riding in Jeds truck Jed pulled over, got out and pointed down yawnder and said, "Thats

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft;

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to

Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After

A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his

The world's most avid baseball fan, a blonde, had arrived early at the stadium for the first game

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church services when she was startled

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each run, he happened to jog past a

Ben was working at the lumberyard one day, pushing a tree through the saw, when he accidentally cut

A DOCTOR at an asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do

Lil' Johnny's mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and

There was a girl who went to sunday school and always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked and pointed

An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!" His

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her

Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer

It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls

In the old Wild West, a Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in a new Western town when

A guy went to visit a friend at the hospital. His friend was all busted up and in several casts. After

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they came to the corral, he explained,

The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday.

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He

A redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in

Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little

At a recent Sacramento PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to

It seems a young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby

David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse

Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.