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A man walks into a bank,yells at the old lady at the teller window, he needs to open a "fuckin bank account".

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching

A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel,

A few fraternity brothers needed to fill a science requirement in order to graduate, so they spent weeks

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells,

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out

A little girl and her dog are walking through the

A Polish mechanic is fixing his headlights. ââ,¬Å"Help

One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth

Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school

While the teacher was conducting her class, Little

A blond was taking a shower when the doorbell rang.

A Canadian, an American and a China man are stranded

A Mexican walks into a bakery and asks, "Excuse

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple''s

A guy decides to buy a new ceiling fan, but the

Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix

A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

A Vicar and his friend, Colin were playing golf.

A young punk gets on a bus and sits down in directly

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into

Yo mama so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks

A man and a woman are driving down the same road

A woman arrives home from work and her husband

Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of

A ship of Marines is sailing along one day when

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball

A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to

A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the

Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one

A nun was walking down the corridor when suddenly

Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus

A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading

Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo

One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says,

A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear

You might be a redneck if your wife yells, ''Come

A construction worker on the third floor of a building

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

A cowboy bursts into a bar and says to the bartender,

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher

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A missionary has spent years teaching agriculture

A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner

One day a lady walks into a pet store to buy her

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on

A man walks into a bar and sits down right across

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to

3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for

A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down

Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of

A wife comes in and yells, ''Honey, pack your clothes!

There was this little boy who had no name. One

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully

Three women are about to be executed. One''s a

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams

A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on

Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing

One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work.

There are five people on a plane that's crashing.

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin

A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman,

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but

On the night of the prom, a boy's girlfriend is

One day a father and son are flying a kite. The

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right

Zeus and Thor are up on Mt. Olympus and Thor is

A young boy walks in on his mother in the bathtub.

Y'know yer a redneck, when someone yells "Hoedown!"

A young man is at a bus stop in New York. He sees

A man walks in his room after work and is suprised

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.

A couple has just finished having sex. They ALWAYS

The young fellow was about to be married and was

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the

In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through

Two old biddies were talking about their lives

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What

Two married buddies are out drinking one night

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised

A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around

About ten recruits are making their first parachute

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle

A young female teacher was giving an assignment

A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over

Ma was in the kitchen fiddlin around when she hollars out... "Pa you need to fix the outhouse!" Pa

A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. However, every time the kite gets

Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa, You need to go out and fix the

A lawyer is sitting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful women sits down next to him. The lawyer

Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING Sitting around

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts

An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her how many

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the big table he looks into his small bowl.

Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to

You met him in prison. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of

A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl,

A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy

Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the

One day a woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He

A young punk gets on the cross town bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from

This young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how

An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her how many

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend - "My bride

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs

After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment

A man and wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided that it was time to stop her husband

Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, Tommy manages to