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Intercom

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach

Assembly Required

A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wanting

101 Things NOT to Say During Sex

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

The NEW Poopie List!

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say

10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you

Ladies Laugh Last

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless

Occupy This

A man's occupation is to stick his cockulation

Satisfaction

There was an older man who'd married a younger

Geriatric Breasts

What do older women have between their breasts

People Really Said These Things In Court

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

In Praise of Older Women

(which in our society means over 25) An older

Memory Loss

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine

Ma, Pa, And The Rump Pump

Ma and Pa are sitting out on the front porch one

Don't Say This During Sex

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

Benefits of Being Female

* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare

Anything But Cheerios

A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs

Gloves: Joke circa 1890

A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished

Banker Joke

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan

Sexual Sofa

    An elderly woman entered a large

Never Seen A Priest

An old man from a far off land was once on the

The Newlyweds' Little Accident

It seems that a young couple had just gotten married

An APB on God

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten,

Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women

Big Busted Women -can get a taxi on the worst

Older Employees

Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are

Golden Years

An old man was in his golden years, but that didn't stop him from trying to pick up the younger ladies. He

Healthier

Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first

Gunfighting Tips

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest

I Guess It Works

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older

Ah So True

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine

Cosmetics

Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After

Drive-Thru Confessional

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first

Wal-mart Greeter

A very disheveled, unattractive, profoundly obese, smelly, mean acting, nasty in EVERY sense of the

6 Double Vodkas

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says,

Dear Employee

Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced

Climax

An older Jewish man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that

Country Doctors

A young doctor had moved out to a small rural community to replace the retiring country doctor. The

Hollywood Squares

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

Curtain Rod

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The house was in his name

40th wedding anniversary

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their

How Old Am I?

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing

Talking Dog

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells

Fifteen things to pass on to your daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your

Watch where you Lean

A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front

Old Age Marraige Proposal

An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off;

Gift Mix-Up

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating