Jokes
Intercom
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach
Assembly Required
A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wanting
101 Things NOT to Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me
The NEW Poopie List!
Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only
Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say
10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you
Ladies Laugh Last
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless
Occupy This
A man's occupation is to stick his cockulation
Satisfaction
There was an older man who'd married a younger
Geriatric Breasts
What do older women have between their breasts
People Really Said These Things In Court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.
In Praise of Older Women
(which in our society means over 25) An older
Memory Loss
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine
Ma, Pa, And The Rump Pump
Ma and Pa are sitting out on the front porch one
Don't Say This During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me
Benefits of Being Female
* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare
Anything But Cheerios
A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs
Gloves: Joke circa 1890
A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished
Banker Joke
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan
Sexual Sofa
An elderly woman entered a large
Never Seen A Priest
An old man from a far off land was once on the
The Newlyweds' Little Accident
It seems that a young couple had just gotten married
An APB on God
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten,
Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
Big Busted Women -can get a taxi on the worst
Older Employees
Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are
Golden Years
An old man was in his golden years, but that didn't stop him from trying to pick up the younger ladies. He
Healthier
Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first
Gunfighting Tips
In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest
I Guess It Works
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older
Ah So True
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine
Cosmetics
Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After
Drive-Thru Confessional
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first
Wal-mart Greeter
A very disheveled, unattractive, profoundly obese, smelly, mean acting, nasty in EVERY sense of the
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says,
Dear Employee
Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced
Climax
An older Jewish man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that
Country Doctors
A young doctor had moved out to a small rural community to replace the retiring country doctor. The
Hollywood Squares
If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth
Curtain Rod
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The house was in his name
40th wedding anniversary
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their
How Old Am I?
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing
Talking Dog
This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells
Fifteen things to pass on to your daughters
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your
Watch where you Lean
A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front
Old Age Marraige Proposal
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off;
Gift Mix-Up
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating